Monday, December 17, 2012

10 reasons Stupid is like Hot Tea [Party]....it BURNS!

Turns out there is an endless stream of stupid in the world, no matter how hard I try to stem the flow and call it out. But on the upside I will never run out of material.
So that brings me to the 1000000th edition of really stupid things said by 100% pro gun morons (note: just because your 100% pro gun doesnt make you a moron....but it might be a leading indicator.)

In this particular edition we look at the Tea Party Nation and their 10 point plan to save our country, get back our moral soul and stop any future gun crime.

"1. Homeschool. Take away the power of the radicals in the classrooms. Makes your kids safer, too."

Actually, I suppose to be fair it is really hard to have your kid get shot if they arnt in school with other kids. Point to the tea party.  Getting shot at home on the other hand........but luckily this is totally a locational problem not a gun problem. After all no one gets shot at home, right Jerome Belcher's Girlfriend?

"2.Back Right to Work legislation for the public sector. Teacher’s unions have helped cement much of this in place. As long as we have group think in the classrooms we will never see the end of this."

After all we all know how much money the teachers unions spend on trying to get more people to buy weapons. In fact I heard the American Association of Teachers spent 23 million on the pro gun agenda in the last election. Or maybe that was the NRA......same difference right?

"3.Engage in more frank discussion of race and culture. For far too long we have tiptoed around these issues, fearful of being branded a racist. If black thugs kidnap and rape a woman, ask if there is something in the black culture that fostered that. If an evil white kid murders a bunch of children at the school, ask the same question of the white community. What was it that spawned this behavior? What was this kid taught? We have to stop hiding from our respective national sins."

We can start with how black people are "thugs" instead of people and the victims race was mentioned, and how with the white kid (who admittedly they called evil) it wasn't.

"4.Stop reporting on these things so much. One of the biggest drivers in modern popular culture is the thirst for fame. It’s the reason social networking media is so popular; it makes the individual feel as if they are somehow famous or important. It has become the Quest, the modern El Dorado, for our young people today. I suspect many of these killings are at least partly driven by the knowledge that for a time the perpetrator will have great notoriety, people will know their names. Much like Old West outlaws (and I suspect many of these punks see themselves that way) they will be remembered for the evil they have done. And why not? In a Godless, material world there is nothing more important than to be remembered. Who cares if the memory is bitter? At least you are going out with a blaze of glory.

These people should generally remain nameless when they do their deeds, and the intimate details of their lives should be put aside for the most part. Oh, it’s important that we know who they are and what they did and perhaps even why, but there should be an effort to keep them at arm’s length. These sorts of things used to happen in the past, but were largely ignored or downplayed for this very reason. The 24/7 news cycle has made it so that the most heinous acts are now given wall-to-wall coverage, and the evil person who did them becomes notorious. That has to stop."


Actually to be honest, I'm sure to the guys who wrote this is really is the biggest problem. WE KNOW ABOUT IT. If i just didnt know about it I would feel a lot safer.  And the less we know the less we are going to know about how to fix the problem and the less calls for actual sane and appropriate gun restrictions.

Also is it just me or did you not just in the previous freaking point say "we need to talk more about the culture around the shooter" and then just now say "we need to talk less about culture around the shooter?"

I mean damn, do you even read your own articles?

"5.Call evil out. We have to stop being sorry and start being angry. This is not a time for national grief so much as a time for national anger. We should stop tolerating this sort of thing. Indeed, stop tolerating any bad behavior. If you see kids jumping ahead in line, say, call them out. If you see punks bothering their neighbors call them out. Say something to the idiot blaring his car stereo. Say something to the foul-mouthed teens. Tell the brats to pull up their pants; nobody wants to see their filthy underwear and pimply behind. We have to start saying something, stop ignoring it. The first way any society maintains order is through social pressure from individuals. We have insanely given that up."

After all we all know today's line jumpers and cussers are tomorrow's mass murderer's. Which means if any of my old high school classmates are reading this, I look forward to our 20 year high school reunion at Ryker's.

Also btw it should be worth pointing out "Say something to the idiot blaring his car stereo". Someone did that last month. A 45 year old man named Michael Dunn, went to "talk" to a car full of unarmed teenagers about their loud music. One of the teenagers wound up with two bullets in him, and likely would have taken more hits if the other 6 shots hadnt missed. By the way, the kids dead.

But on the upside his friends learned their lessons about loud music right?

6.Work to devolve power back to the parents, the local officials, and the communities. A society that is top-down will inevitably lead to alienation of the sort we have seen here. This young man was twenty years old, and his actions were neither spurious nor random. As an FBI profiler said on television last night, he undoubtedly felt powerless and sought to remedy that. Why does a twenty year old feel powerless? He could leave his mother’s home at any time at his age. He feels powerless because he has lived in an over-bureaucratized society, one run ultimately from a far-away central location. He sees his life as at the mercy of others, and sees himself as having no real input or control. He has been coddled all his life, given free rein to indulge his senses but not to face the responsibilities that freedom necessitates. He was an eternal juvenile, a child who was not allowed to grow up. He lived in a world of the Progressives making, not in reality.

The family is the fundamental building block of civilization, and from it all power originates. The Left has systematically destroyed the family for the purpose of empowering the State, and this has destroyed so many lives. Individuals - especially immature individuals - need to be taught how to live, how to think, how to believe. Man’s animal passions must be placed in check and his rational faculties engaged. His moral compass must be set. Liberalism sought to destroy all the controls by destroying the family and community, centralizing power in meta institutions and granting the individual absolute moral autonomy without giving him the wisdom he needs to exercise it. . It is a recipe for disaster, as we have seen.

Right, see it turns out all society was based on the traditional family of one man and one women (who he may have inherited from his dead brother) and their children, along with their slaves (who may have been his childrens half siblings). And it would be a shame if the modern Gay agenda destroyed that.

After all, we all know guns dont kill people, gays kill people.

Which is of course why the killer at this shooting came from a single parent household and the man in the white house was raised by his biological mother and father. Cause you can only be successful with a traditional family......

Also I mean lets be honest, if the parents were calling the shots and running the country and not the damned government that shooter never ever could have gotten his hands on those guns. I mean its not like he took them from his mothers house or anything...........

"7.Restrict the sex in movies, television, on the internet. There is a reason why young people commit these sorts of crimes, and sex plays no small part. Their passions are eternally inflamed, and they wander the Earth with no outlet for their overstimulated glands. People have understood the close relationship between sex and violence through history; sex was an inducement to military service in ancient times (and modern, too) and it has traditionally been understood that a sexually robust individual will fight harder and more aggressively. We are engaging half this equation, overstimulating our youth while denying them a planned outlet. Even if they were to live promiscuously (a very bad thing for society) they still cannot find adequate outlets for their passions, which have grown to titanic volume. Fighting is the traditional outlet. Societies have always carefully planned ways to release this tension constructively - through physical labor, through hunting, through military service, sometimes even through intellectual pursuits. Now we have nothing, no place for this pent-up frustration to go. The only answer is to follow the other societal coping mechanism, which is to tone down the sexual stimulation, encourage chastity and modesty. Our society has conveniently thrown that away as well. We have to restore it.

Parents, monitor what your children watch, what they look at on the internet. Make sure they dress modestly."

Ok actually yea. I mean honestly I know the first time I saw a vagina my first thought was "MURDER DEATH KILL! MURDER DEATH KILL!". In fact I cant even orgasm until I shoot something. Thats normal right? I hope so, otherwise all those awkward moments where the girl starts freaking out after I pull out my 9mm were totally unneeded........plus I *was* aiming at the pillow.......

8.Control drugs. Do not think that puffing a joint is harmless. Several American states decriminalized Marijuana, and it is actually legal in Washington and Colorado. Is it a coincidence that this shooting just occurred? Probably, but not in the long haul. Drugs and crime and violence go together. Trayvon Martin, the youth shot and killed by a neighborhood watch captain after he was assaulted , was likely high when he was shot - and George Zimmerman has claimed Martin assaulted him, something backed by medical testimony. Martin had trace amounts of marijuana in his system, should be pointed out. Would Martin have done that had he been sober? And medical marijuana is a joke; there are far better substances that can be used. It is nothing but a way to backdoor legalization.
Wow weed in WA state and CO caused a shooting in CN? that is a FUCKING EPIC SMOKE CLOUD DUDE!

And of course we all know drug usage and school shootings go together. Every one remembers the hippies who were high as shit as shot a ton of National Guardsmen at Kent state and killed 4 of them right?

Not to mention how the Netherlands has the highest violent homicide rate in the world

Also last thing of note here, point 4 was "lets not super analyze the gunman" and now we've got "but hey figuring out every little detail of the victim's life thats cool". I assume its because the victim isnt around to be embarassed about his past anymore since he's kinda dead......unlike the shooter (in many cases) and really you wouldnt want to embarrass those guys, they are crazy and might kill someone.....again......

9.Support the creation of local organizations to act as “neighborhood watch” for schools. Had George Zimmerman been at the front door instead of some mechanical card reader those children would still be alive. Perhaps it’s time we start asking for volunteers to protect our children. It will require security checks, but isn’t that worth it? This dovetails with the union problem; the unions will fight this measure tooth-and-nail.

Cause really, we totally want someone who decided disobey the police, and to brandish a gun in the direction of a totally unarmed teenager then felt to need to shoot him after said teen felt threatened by having a gun in his face watching our kids.

I mean that ^ was a total show of good judgement all around. Although to be fair, I suppose its the kids fault for getting shot, they should all be strapped so they can shoot back.



And also I'm glad to see they are finally linking points together, given the second reference to both Zimmerman and the very pro gun teachers unions........

10.Go back to church. We need God more than ever, need prayer. It’s time the Ten Commandments were taught again. It’s time the Bible was taught. It’s time people learned the examples of the heroes of our Judeo-Christian heritage - heroes like Moses, who gave up his life as an Egyptian noble to become a shepherd and eventually lead his birth mother’s kin out of slavery, or David who spent years hiding from King Saul, and who, at one point, had Saul completely under his power (in the cave of Adullum) but would not smite the Lord’s anointed, or of John the Baptizer, a man who spoke the truth until his head was cut off, or of any of the Apostles who died for their faith. Most of all they should learn of Jesus, who refused to turn from the Truth and allowed himself to be sacrificed in the most painful manner possible for other people’s sins.

Moses: the man guided by a burning bush....that might cause some issues with your eight suggestion......just saying. And correct me if I'm wrong but wasnt Moses kinda responsible for that whole killing the first born thing. I mean I know God did that, but I dont really remember anything in the bible about Moses saying "not cool, bro". (and lets be honest, given he took directions from a burning bush thats exactly how he talked)

David: I remember him, he's the murder who killed Goliath right? then I believe cut his head off AFTER he was dead. Clearly David had just seen a vagina since we know those cause excessive violence. Also I believe if I remember the story correctly, on his death bed he told his son to kill all of his enemies. Just saying dude was kinda the original Godfather......

John the Baptist: I believe in the gospel of Luke it says something about John's alleged mother being Barren (IE cant have children). And yet John shows up. Clearly that was a traditional and fully faithful marriage....

Jesus: Speaking of traditional Marriages, we got this guy. He's go TWO daddies. Joseph, his mothers cuckhold and the guy who knocked his mother up outside of wedlock, usually referred to as God.  

But actually you know what, to be fair both John and Jesus did die in an act of violence.....maybe if they had just come from a traditional marriage and not what appear to be open marriages, they might have lived longer. That and Jesus totally should have avoided the whore Mary Magdalene, I'm just saying.  

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