Conspiracy Watch: Following Obamacare ruling GOP says GOP is inherently evil.

So a few months back I posted a blog pointing out the GOP was desperately trying to SAVE Obamacare from the GOP, because the GOP was about to destroy itself.

If you dont want to click the link, heres the short version: The GOP filed a lawsuit, that if successful would strip healthcare.....but only from Republicans. And would force those same Republicans to continue to pay for healthcare that would only go to Democrats.

So yea, you can see why this might be a major problem for Republicans to explain.

Well it turns out that thanks to the US Supreme Court, that problem has been avoided for Republicans, they dont actually have to explain anything, since the Court ruled against them.

Now you'd think this would actually be Good news for republicans. But that suggests you dont know republicans.

See it turns out that Republican's avoiding self destruction is a massive conspiracy by Democrats, for motivations yet unknown.

In otherwords, prepare to find out how deep the rabbit hole goes.  At least according to author, tea partier, potential Republican Senate Nominee from Nevada, and former Libertarian Vice Presidential candidate,  Wayne Root who wrote this:

"It’s time to start asking the question. It’s time to be cynical. It’s time to assume the worst of this government.

Has Supreme Court Justice John Roberts been blackmailed or intimidated?


I would put nothing by the Obama administration that lives and rules by the Chicago thug playbook.

Doubt me? On the same day that Justice Roberts and the Supremes upheld Obamacare – again – the key IRS watchdog reported to Congress that the IRS purposely destroyed evidence of a crime."

So I actually left the links intact here for a reason.....I really really want you to click the second one. Mostly so that you'll believe me when I tell you what it says: its the FOX news 404 error page.

Which means 1) even FOX news has no idea what the fuck he's taking about

2) Mr. Root assumes his readers wont catch him, because he assumes his readership is too fucking stupid to click the link.

3) note both of these (the obamacare ruling and the 404 error link) allegedly occured on the same day...so Root cant even claim the story was taken down after the fact....its only been about 7 1/2 hours (as of my writing this)....we havnt had time for "after the fact"

Anyways, after making shit up completely, and trusting in your mental stupidity and brainwashing, Root continues:

"Is the idea implausible that this same Obama administration that orders IRS attacks, then orders destruction of key evidence, would stop at nothing to save Obama’s signature achievement? Is it impossible to believe that Obama and his socialist cabal that learned from Saul Alinsky that “the ends justify the means” would hold something over a Supreme Court justice’s head?

It’s time to ask the question loudly and boldly because something is clearly wrong in Washington, D.C.

Is that the purpose of government agencies like the IRS and the NSA that are abusing our rights – to listen to us, to watch us, to find something we’ve done wrong, and then use it to intimidate, harass, threaten or extort key political figures so that Obama can “fundamentally change America”?

Well lets see, given that, it appears based on your links, your premise never happened...uh yea I am going to have to say your idea is implausible.

Also who the fuck is Saul Alinsky?

My college degree is in American History, I used to work for congress, and I write a political blog, and outside of deranged right wing rants mentioning his name i've never actually heard of this dude. Just saying, if anyone would have heard of him if he was actually even slightly important to anything, its me.

"Because something clearly smells rotten in Washington, D.C. Like “the mafia delivering a dead fish to your door” rotten. Conservatives just won national elections in a massive wave, a historic landslide. We control both houses of Congress; we control the Supreme Court, yet we continue to lose every key vote in Congress and every key Supreme Court ruling.

Suddenly when Republicans win elections, elections have no consequences. Doesn’t this seem odd? Doesn’t something smell rotten, like the fix is in?"

Well lets see, given that we are dealing with the Supreme Court.....the branch of government that by design is totally unelected and supposed to be as far removed from the results of any election as possible......no it doesnt seem in the slight bit odd.

Then again, I'm not sure Root's SCOTUS exists in the same reality as ours....his elections sure dont.

See according to him, Republicans coming up 2.6 million votes below what the dem's got is a historic landslide (yes the GOP got 9 seats, they just got fewer votes nationally). And winning ONLY 13 seats is a MASSIVE wave (as opposed to say winning 63 seats in 2010).

So either Root isnt seeing the same elections as the rest of us (possibly due to his sphincter cutting off the bloodflow to his brain and causing hallucinations) or he's just really really really bad with numbers (or both)

Anyways....moving on

Justice Roberts voting for Obamacare twice is as likely as me voting to save Obamacare.

Like me, Justice Roberts is a lifelong dedicated conservative warrior. He was appointed by President George W. Bush to become the key conservative vote in important decisions that effect “the fundamental transformation of America.” Justice Roberts was born, raised and groomed for one job in this life – to join that Supreme Court, strike down Obamacare, protect the Constitution and end big government overreach.

Yet he is the man responsible for saving Obamacare – twice.
So apparently Justice Roberts is a time-traveler....having been groomed since his birth in 1955 to strike down something that wouldnt exist for 55 years.  He even managed to get himself preemptively appointed to the Supreme Court 7 years early.....you know just in case.

"Justice Roberts legacy as a “conservative warrior” will be that he protected big government, supported government overreach and helped to hasten the fundamental transformation of America.

This doesn’t seem odd to you? This doesn’t smell rotten?"

Um nope. See for those of us with working brains and an ability to read (so, not readers of Wayne Root) we might be able to find out that Roberts first major case was US vs Microsoft....in which he represented to US take down Microsoft for being too close to a monopoly.  Or that he was part of the unanimous decision at the appeals court level in Hamdan v. Rumsfeld to allow the federal government to undertake extralegal military tribunals of non combatants. (a decision overturned by the Supreme Court).

What it does sound like though, is that you Mr. Root have no idea what your taking about. You just assume that because a man is a republican or appointed by one he must have his head inserted as far into his own rectum as you do.

 By the way, a key point to get to before we move on. You would be forgiven if you think the recent SCOTUS Ruling was 5-4, with the blame for the "liberals winning" resting solely with Roberts.

Except its not. The ruling was actually 6-3, meaning Roberts vote didnt particularly matter.

So yea this entire theory boils down to how a the Obama administration must have done something evil to win a vote it didnt actually need, presumably because they were bored.

Oh and by the way, its not JUST the supreme court the Obama's have sunk their teeth into.

"I have felt the same way about Speaker of the House John Boehner and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell for years now. Something is wrong. All it takes to destroy America and pass Obama’s agenda is to control a few key powerful positions in Washington, D.C.

Just blackmail one or two key conservative leaders to stop the GOP from blocking Obama’s agenda. Just find out the weak link of a key opposition leader or government official and hold it over their heads. It’s that simple. Suddenly sworn lifelong conservatives are giving Obama whatever he wants – Obamacare, Trans Pacific Partnership, massive tax increases, amnesty for illegals. The list is long."

See that evil Obama got to Boehner and McConnell as well....they were totally in on it. In fact all republicans were. Dont believe me? lets continue:

"Am I being too cynical? Really? Did anyone suspect former House Speaker Dennis Hastert was a child molester who commited crimes with underage boys?

Because he sure had everyone fooled. He looked like a choir boy. But he clearly did something terrible that forced him to agree to pay millions of dollars in blackmail.

And it’s odd that the government knew about it. How did they know to question Hastert about taking his own money out of his own bank account? Maybe they knew for the same reason they knew former CIA chief and retired Gen. David Petraeus was having an affair. Maybe they know everything."
He's right, Hastert was a child molester and no one saw it.  BUT Hastert wasnt in government at any point during the Obama Administration. He actually resigned in 2007. And from 1999 until 2007 had been Speaker of the House.

Now for the rest of us, this is (mostly) known as the George W. Bush Administration.

So clearly Bush was in on the conspiracy to force us all to have Obamacare too. Cause he'd have been the one blackmailing Hastert.

BUT the conspiracy goes FAR deeper than that, see the beginning of Hasterts speakership was in 1999 under Bill Clinton. And Hastert was the replacement for David Livingston....who without warning refused to accept the speakership after it came to light he was having an affair....and Livingston was the replace Newt Gingich, who had been forced out after it came to light HE was having an affair after having tried (and failed) to convict President Clinton for the same thing.

So presumably, Clinton was in on this too as he blackmailed a speaker and a presumptive speaker to ensure the new speaker would be a pedophile that Bush could blackmail so that he could be set up for Obama to blackmail him

And actually, as it turns out, even this isnt the end. You see, as I said the vote was 6-3, and the Supreme Court is made up of 4 Justices appointed by Democrats and 5 by Republicans. So who's the other Justice who jumped ship? that would be Anthony Kennedy.....who was appointed by Ronald Reagan....who clearly had to be in on this too.

anyways, now that we have uncovered all of the players lets keep moving:

"What makes anyone think the government and it’s three-letter agencies (IRS, NSA, DOJ, FBI, SEC) don’t know everything bad about everyone in key positions in Washington, D.C.? What makes you think that blackmail isn’t happening every day to conservative politicians – except it’s the government doing the blackmailing?

You know, this is the same government that asked the IRS to target key critics of this president (like me) and then ordered the IRS to destroy the evidence. The same government that told you “if you like your health insurance, you can keep it.” The same government that says there is no problem with $18 trillion in debt that threatens your children’s entire future. The same government that indicted both rating agencies immediately after they dared to downgrade the credit rating of the United States for the first time in history"

What? you thought I was kidding about all these Republican Presidents like Bush being in on this.

But the entire point here is that this has been going on for a long time and that the government has been doing this for a long time....long enough that we have had multiple administrations of both parties.......but only conservatives have been targeted.


"Just a guess, but here’s how I think it goes:

I think the Obama Crime Family meets with a key politician like Boehner or Justice Roberts and they offer both a carrot and stick. They threaten to expose something terrible like an affair, or corruption, or malfeasance, or immorality that would shock the nation, ruin their career, destroy their legacy, cost their marriage, destroy their relationship with their children and leave them unemployable by any respectable law firm or lobbyist. That’s what’s behind door number one.

Or if you see the light and vote Obama’s way, they get to continue playing national leader and hero, their legacy is untouched, their family loves them, and they retire someday to a $5 million per year lobbying job (like Dennis Hastert). That’s what’s behind door number two.

Which would you choose?

Trust me – those options are being offered every day by the Obama Crime Family to key political figures in Washington, D.C. Republicans are being blackmailed, intimidated, extorted and bribed. That explains Justice Roberts and the Supremes ruling against the American People again. That explains why conservatives keep winning elections, yet we keep gaining nothing and losing everything. It’s all been fixed."

There it is, in basic English. Bush covered up Hastert's pedophilia in exchange for his cooperation, and Obama exposed it to send a message to the 3 top republicans in the country; the Speaker of the House, the Senate Majority Leader and The Chief Justice of the United States.....ALL of whom have done things at least as bad as pedophilia.

And by implication, all 3 of those men's deputies are also guilty of pedophile level crimes they are covering up in exchange for helping Obama.

And again, note, at least according to these examples this is something exclusively done to Conservative politicians (by both republicans and democrats)

Which means, as I understand it, Obamacare is LAW and will remain so because Republicans are vile, evil, disgusting human beings ripe for blackmail and exploitation.....at least according to other Republicans.   

So I think the bigger question here is, if you read Mr. Root's article, and believed it, why in hell would you EVER vote republican again.....even for a republican like Wayne Root (who by the logic of his own article is probably a pedophile by virtue of being a Republican)