Republicans FINALLY discover who can beat Donald J. Trump:

So for months and months and months the GOP establishment, the entire sane portion of the party and even some of those approaching the fringe have been trying to figure out what to do about their "Trump Problem" AKA the fact it looks more and more likely every day that the part will actually nominate Hitlers understudy as a presidential candidate, a move almost universally agreed to lead to the party being wiped out down ballot.

Well good news republicans, your savior has arrived.

Thats right, we have finally found someone who will leave the mighty Donald J. Trump relegated to wearing brown pants at all times....just in case he catches sight of this person no one will notice him soiling himself.

Now this is the same Donald J. Trump whose mere intimidating glances will cause Mexico to build a wall on their border just to avoid his looking at them

This is the same Donald J. Trump whose business acumen will cause China to rewrite their entire economic policy out of fear he would bankrupt THEM like they were one of his casino's

This is the same Donald J. Trump whose dominating demeanor will cause Valdamir Putin to withdraw from the Crimea, and Georgia....and possible even parts of Russia just to avoid a phonecall from The Donald

This is the same Donald J. Trump whose inherent toughness will cause Iran and North Korea to turn over all their nuclear weapons to him voluntarily and without question. In fact Iran will develop such a weapon just for the honor of turning it over to him.

This is the same Donald J. Trump whose religious conviction waifs off him so strongly that ISIS will fall to their knees en masse and become christian....and will even erect a statute of their Lord and Savior Donald Jesus Trump in the heart of Mecca.

And this is just the stuff he will do on inauguration day.

The point is, if we know anything about Donald J. Trump it is that he's the toughest of the toughest S.O.B.'s to have ever been born in the 6,000 year history of the earth.

So the question you should be asking yourself is this..........how fucking scary does the person who makes Donald J. Trump want to shit himself have to be?

Well I'm about to show you. Fair warning, the following image COULD be so intimidating it could lead to involuntary crying, feelings of inadequacy, hopelessness and even thoughts of suicide so as to avoid ever having to face it again.

So proceed at your own risk

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the NEW FACE OF FEAR:

No, seriously, why are you laughing? thats is. Thats her. Thats the person who can reduce the Almighty Trump to a quivering infantile (well more infantile) mess.

Her name, for those of you who dont know is Megyn Kelly.

Now at this point your probably wondering what Mrs. Kelly does that makes her so fearsome?

She must be the head of the combined Irish and Italian Mobs right? No.

Ok so shes actually the leader of the Illuminati then? Nope.

In charge of the New World Order? Again no sorry.

Shes a journalist. She asks questions. And she's hosting tonight's Republican Debate. The same one Donald J. Trump wont attend, despite it being the final debate before states start voting.

Now at this point maybe your thinking I'm reading too much into this.

Maybe Trumps not coming because he still hasnt managed to dig his private jet out of the snow in New York City. Maybe his wife is sick. Maybe his daughter has a softball game. All valid points.

So dont take my word of it. Take his:

Now admittedly there he is only saying he MIGHT skip the debate in that clip. Which led to FOX issuing the following statement

"As many of our viewers know, FOX News is hosting a sanctioned debate in Des Moines, Iowa on Thursday night, three days before the first votes of the 2016 election are cast in the Iowa Caucus. Donald Trump is refusing to debate seven of his fellow presidential candidates on stage that night, which is near unprecedented. We’re not sure how Iowans are going to feel about him walking away from them at the last minute, but it should be clear to the American public by now that this is rooted in one thing – Megyn Kelly, whom he has viciously attacked since August and has now spent four days demanding be removed from the debate stage. Capitulating to politicians’ ultimatums about a debate moderator violates all journalistic standards, as do threats, including the one leveled by Trump’s campaign manager Corey Lewandowski toward Megyn Kelly. In a call on Saturday with a Fox News executive, Lewandowski stated that Megyn had a “rough couple of days after that last debate” and he “would hate to have her go through that again.” Lewandowski was warned not to level any more threats, but he continued to do so. We can’t give in to terrorizations toward any of our employees. Trump is still welcome at Thursday night’s debate and will be treated fairly, just as he has been during his 132 appearances on FOX News & FOX Business, but he can’t dictate the moderators or the questions."

Note the bolded sentence.....thats how you call someone out on their bullshit. They basically just called him a [psychological] terrorist

This wasnt the only reply by FOX either, after news broke Trump was polling his twitter followers to see if he should go to the event.(for the record, the majority said he SHOULD do the debate)

To which FOX had this to say

“We learned from a secret back channel that the Ayatollah and Putin both intend to treat Donald Trump unfairly when they meet with him if he becomes president, A nefarious source tells us that Trump has his own secret plan to replace the Cabinet with his Twitter followers to see if he should even go to those meetings.”

And really you cant fault FOX for this one. How is ANYONE supposed to believe Trump can stand up to a cardboard cutout of mahatma gandhi, let alone real and potentially dangerous world leaders if he cant face a tough question from a reporter?

Anyways led to Trump announcing his own event, per his spokesman

"He will not be participating in the FOX News debate and will instead host an event in Iowa to raise money for the Veterans and Wounded Warriors, who have been treated so horribly by our all talk, no action politicians. Like running for office as an extremely successful person, this takes guts and it is the kind of mentality our country needs in order to Make America Great Again."

(As a side note its worth noting the last time Trump claimed to host a debate to help vets, the group didnt exist it turned out he kinda just gave all the money to one dude who wasnt a vet)

So, now really just one question remains, is it AT ALL possible, Trump has a legit point? I mean was Megyn Kelly unfair to him in the last debate? did she ask him a bunch of really hard impossible questions like "What do you read?" or "What is your solution to the global poverty and economic disparity problem and the resulting starvation and migration that results in 10 words or less?"

Well lets find out: Here are ALL of the questions Megyn Kelly asked Trump in the last debat

1) " Mr. Trump, one of the things people love about you is you speak your mind and you don’t use a politician’s filter. However, that is not without its downsides, in particular, when it comes to women.

You’ve called women you don’t like “fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals. Your Twitter account has several disparaging comments about women’s looks. You once told a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice it would be a pretty picture to see her on her knees. Does that sound to you like the temperament of a man we should elect as president, and how will you answer the charge from Hillary Clinton, who was likely to be the Democratic nominee, that you are part of the war on 
women?"

2) "Mr. Trump, in 1999, you said you were, quote, “very pro- choice.” Even supporting partial-birth abortion. You favored an assault weapons ban as well. In 2004, you said in most cases you identified as a Democrat. Even in this campaign, your critics say you often sound more like a Democrat than a Republican, calling several of your opponents on the stage things like clowns and puppets. When did you actually become a Republican?"


And well thats it.  1 question about how you would handle the likely democratic attacks against you, and another one about your positions changing over time, especially on abortion...a question that something like 80% of republican get and have the same anwser for (that always works with their base) which was that they basically didnt realize how evil it was when they were younger cause they were dumb.  These are literally the 2 questions you should expect to get if you run (any politician) and about as softball as you can get


But at least on the upside we do know what Donald Trumps answers to both questions was:

So yea, Republicans, you wanted to stop Trump.....well you just found the person who can do it.

If your smart you will announce Megyn Kelly as the keynote speaker at the Republican Nominating Convention.....who knows maybe the fear she inspires will cause Trump to drop out of the race immediately.


Finally, I leave you with this, FOX news just announced in a break from tradition, at the debate tonight Megyn Kelly will get her own theme song, aimed at Donald Trump: