This week in stupid, with a surprise ending

So yep, It looks like its that time again. Thy stupid spilleth over. Which means its time for another edition of this week in stupid.

Up first Congressman Tom McClintock (R-CA). First off, holy shit California has Republicans????

With that out of the way, how did Rep McClintock make it to this list?

Well at a town hall he was asked for his “stance on Wall Street criminal practices.”

His answer: “Well first of all, for a criminal practice there has to be a gun. It’s pretty simple.”

Good news folks, Rep McClintock just came out in favor of legalizing Weed. Also Gay marriage, Also polygamy. Also wife beating. Also Breaking and entering. Also roofie rape. Also Stalking. Oh and also this

Yep. turns out the first 2 minutes of that....all legal. In fact the only crime involved there was the murder of the man with the tommy gun. The rest of it was totally not a crime by the McClintock Standard.

I guess maybe criminal practices are a bit more complicated then Rep McClintock thought.

Next up we go international as Mexican politician Ana Maria Jimenez Ortiz makes our list.

In an piece with the rather ironically named On Top magazine Miss (I assume) Ortiz said this: (quoting the magizine directly)

"that “marriage should only be considered as those relationships in which the members have sex while facing each other.”

Jimenez Ortiz said that this “does not occur between gay couples,”Mexican media reported. She added that blind people are also in that category, but it was unclear whether she was talking about legally blind people or those who prefer to have sex with the lights off.

She said that this was based on the scientific method, asserting that only eye contract at time of copulation creates a true union."

Seriously? your against BLIND marriage? WTF? and what ever happened to "love is blind"? Just saying....

Also what if a blind person is married to a sighted one? is only the sighted one married????

But again some good news:

Turns out, they arnt married, and thats not even sex or a crime (by the McClintock standard). However on the downside, the dude might be gay. I mean after all they are the only ones who cant see each other when having sex (well actually they can, but I aint posting a video of that, I do try to stay somewhat SFW)

Also by the way, if it turns out I was wrong and Miss Ortiz is married, her husband has to be the most vanilla guy EVER. No blindfolds, lights are always on, and wont even hit it doggy style. And just for the record, Miss Ortiz might need to work on her head game, I'm just saying eye contact is important Ladies, although I suppose by the Bill Clinton standard thats already not sex....

Next up we return back to the states, specifically to the Heritage Foundation, and its president former Senator Jim DeMitt.

Now the Heritage Foundation is best known for leading the charge to repeal the evil obamacare, which was actually created by the Heritage Foundation 20 years ago.

Now here is their new plan, according to Frm Sen Demitt who said “will get better health care just going to the emergency room.” then they would under Obamacare.

Now on the one hand, I guess Heritage would know, they did design Obamacare after all.

But on the other, You've had 5 years to come with an alternative, and thats the best you got?

So yea, your new plan is basically "hey lets go back to the way shit used to be".....what happened to your replacement plan? Just saying.  Seriously 5 years....and thats it?

Next up, the entire fucking state of Louisiana, or at least the Republican parts of it.

In a recent survey Louisianians were asked "who do you think was more responsible for the poor response to Hurricane Katrina; George W. Bush or Barack Obama?"

Now for most of us with fully functional brains we remember Katrina hit in 2005. Now in 2005 George W. Bush was president, and Barack Obama had been in the senate for all of 8 months.

Now this should be a really fucking easy question, kinda like "what number comes after 4? 5 or 9"
So how did Louisiana do?

Survey says....... 44% picked Not sure.

Coming in Second, 29% picked Barack Obama.

Coming in last, 28% picked George W. Bush.

So yea, only 1/4th of Louisiana Republicans actually got it right.

Congratulations Louisiana Republicans, 3/4th of you may be the dumbest fucking people on the planet....

Next up our final entry, Christina Katok. Now look, I dont usually pick on private citizens, but this one did agree to do an interview in the newspaper and get filmed for a piece for the story.

Now like most Republican idiots, she says she doesnt believe Barack Obama is eligible to be president because he was born in Kenya and therefore "not a natural born American"

Now when it is pointed out to her that Ted Cruz, whos event she was attending at the time and who she supports for president, was born in Canada, she said this:

“As far as I’m concerned, Canada is not really foreign soil”

Yea, I must have missed it when the 51st state of Canada joined the US.....or maybe she just thinks that state (and not Hawaii) came in when Alaska did.

Or maybe as is clear if you watch the video in the link (around the 2 min mark) that laugh means she realizes as she said it shes being a fucking moron, but given a choice between accepting reality, and that she has previously been an idiot with her beliefs on Obama and has let herself be lied to for 5 years, and basically embracing stupidity so as not to be forced to accept a fact, she chose option B.

Because she would rather appear to be even fucking dumber than she is then give the correct answer that would qualify Cruz (his citizenship comes from his mom) because that same answer would also exonerate Obama even if every other piece of bullshit she believed about his birth was actually true.

So yea, when faced with facts, she voluntarily chose retardation.

Now you may have noticed Ms. Katok was the last entry, but I havnt declared her the winner. And thats because she's not.

See for the first time ever here on "this week in stupid" we have a tie.

For pure voluntary personal stupidity I have to give the win to Ms. Katok. The problem is for massive scale of idiocy to the level its almost terrifying I have to give the win to Louisiana.

Now I suppose I could just name the winner "anyone suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome" but that seems like a cop out.

So instead we split the prize this week. Congrats to Ms. Katok and the State of Louisiana, you are both some of the dumbest fucking people the world has ever seen, and this weeks winners of "this week in stupid.