This week in stupid. Blind Date edition.

So its been a while since I did one of these, but finally their is enough stupid to merit its return.
And as an apology to all my fans (well my 1 fan) we have something kinda special for you this week, see this week all of our stupid comments of the week are being paired up on blind dates, where hopefully they can find true ignorance with another stupid comment.

Our first pairing are stanching anti gay republican's Paul Broun and Saxby Chambliss both of Georgia. Now this is already a match made in heaven as Broun, currently a congressman has announced his intention to run for the Senate seat that is being vacated by Senator Chambliss. So clearly this couple is already working in sync and hit their groove. Now what do they say that convinces me they would be perfect for each other?

Well here's Senator Chambliss' comments on why he opposes same sex marriage:

"I’m not gay. So I’m not going to marry one,"

And here's Congressman Broun on why he opposes health insurance covering sex change operations:

"I don't want to pay for a sex-change operation, I'm not interested. I like being a boy."

Now first off let me snicker over the use of the word Boy instead of man. I mean usually I think by the time you reach the Congressman's age, your well past being a "boy". But then again, maybe puberty has come late for the congressman.

But yea see, these two would be perfect for each other. If it wont happen to them, its clearly not something that should be allowed.

Which means following that logic I today am calling for the government banning all lottery winnings, all game show prizes, all pay raises, and all girls who havnt yet had sex with me from having sex with anyone else.

I mean after all, Im never gonna win the lottery, be on a game show, get a pay raise (at least not for a while) or have sex with that really hot girl I know... so why should you be allowed to do any of that crap?

Our next couple actually has a bit of an international flair but has discovered even oceans cant stop true idiocy. Please welcome Georgia State Republican Party Chairwoman Sue Everhart, and English Golden Globe, Academy, Tony and Emmy award winning actor Jeremy Irons.

Now this couple really enjoys philosophical and theoretical questions such as Mrs Everharts rational for being against gay marriage:

“Say you had a great job…what would prohibit you from saying that you’re gay, and y’all get married and still live as separate, but you get all the benefits?”  

Or perhaps her date, Mr. Irons', rational for the same saying if gay marriage was legalized:

"Could a father not marry his son?"

I predict a long and happy future for this couple as they muse such hard questions as if heterosexual marriage is legal "say your gay and your friend is a lesbian, and you had a great job, what would prohibit you from saying that you're straight and y'all get married and still live as separates, but you get all the benefits?"

Or assuming they have legal hetrosexual marriage in England "Could a father not marry his daughter?"

These deep questions, and the inability to think of them, should keep Mrs. Everhart and Mr. Irons' busy and happy for decades to come.

Finally our winner, who's kinda bending the rules a bit, is former Senator Scott Brown of Massachusetts.
Now Brown didnt bring a date to today's events but thats fine as it turns out he's his own date and maybe his own mistress as well.

You see Former Senator Brown wants to be a Senator again.....just not from Massachusetts. According to former Senator Brown, his future self will be the Senator from the state he was born in:

"New Hampshire’s like a second home, I was born at the Portsmouth Naval Shipyard. My mom and sister and family live here. Spent summers here growing up. Have a house here. Been a taxpayer for 20 years."

One slight problem for Former Senator Brown's dreams of a future with Future Senator Brown.....it turns out Portsmouth Naval Shipyard isnt actually in New Hampsire, despite being named after the town of Portsmouth, New Hampshire. See the Naval Shipyard is located across the Piscataqua River from Portsmouth in the town of Kittery.....in the state of Maine. Oops, thats a little awkward.....

So yea, I'm not exactly sure how long Future Senator Brown is going to put up with the man who supposedly dreams about him, Former Senator Brown, accidentally mentioning something about another state in a moment of passion.

I'm just saying, when you cant even tell people where you were born without screwing up, its not a good sign for your future. Which is why Former Senator Brown of Massachusetts, Future Senator Brown of New Hampshire  and the home-wrecking Baby Brown of Maine, are sharing the prize for the Stupidest comment of the week.