Donald Trumps' Reich Minster of Propaganda.....Breitbart.

When Da Fuher is inaugurated next January his minster of propaganda will already be known. Im sure this comes as a relief to Herr Trump as he knows good propaganda is central to a stable thousand year Reich.

And unlike his predecessor Adolf Hitler, Herr Trump will have the services of not just a single individual, but will have an entire newspaper full of Joseph Goebbels in the form of Breitbart.com.

As many people already know, many of the Dear Leaders rallies have seen their share of violence recently, usually directed against those deemed undesirable, such as, brown folks, women, brown folks, African americans, brown folks, Muslims and brown folks.

Oh and of course the media….they’ve been assaulted too. See at Rallies celebrating El Duce press reporters are forced into pens in the back of the crowd, and chokeslammed or otherwise attacked should they attempt to leave the pens.

Now for the most part, the mainstream and right wing media has been OK with this, most mainsteam reporters don’t want to rock the boat, and are happy to stay in their pen like good little lap dogs, after all they would hate to lose access to news by actually reporting it.

And right wing news? Well for the most part the journalists attacked have been left wing or mainstream reporters, so fuck those guys they had it coming for being left wing commufacisocalistic scum.

But a few weeks back a right wing reporter, named Michelle Fields, was assaulted, and by none other than the Generalismo’s own campaign manager Corey Lewandowski

So how did the right wing react to an attack on one of their own? Well for the most part they actually covered it this time….cause you know, I guess they finally realized that when the first come for the left, and you say nothing, then go for the middle and say nothing, they are eventually going to come for you, so its time to speak up.

One major exception to this was Breitbart.com…..they claimed the incident never happened.

Now on the one hand, this is well in keeping with Breitbart’s usual standard of reporting. After all they are most well know for the reporting on the corruption at ACORN….which didn’t exist until Breitbart edited tapes to make it up, the racism of USDA employee Shirley Sherrod, which they made up, again by editing tapes helping Ted Cruz filibuster the nomination of Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel because he was allegedly paid by a group called “Friends of Hamas” (that appears to have been invented by breitbart when they made up the story), and claiming AG Loretta Lynch had been part of Clinton’s whitewater defense team, so her appointment was proof of corruption by the Obamas…..except it turns out that wasn’t true….it was a different woman. And lets not forget the time Breitbart.com got their panties in a bunch when some people decided to fact check the claim they made that the original flag of California was not supposed to have a bear on it, but was supposed to have a PEAR on it.

What I’m getting at basically is that, as a rule, if you see anything reported on Breitbart, you can generally assume the exact opposite is true. So it shouldn’t be all that surprising that Bretibart would claim an assault caught on tape didn’t actually happen.

Except for one SMALL problem, the victim of said assault, Michelle Fields, was a reporter for *drumroll*……..Breitbart.com.

That’s right, Future Reich Minister Breitbart.com denied an assault caught on tape of their own reporter.

This not shockingly led to Miss Fields resigning from Breitbart for their failure to support her over Da Fuher. (though given Breitbart’s history what did she expect?)And she wasn’t the only one, four other members of the Breitbart staff followed her out the door due to Breitbart’s unwillingness to report the truth…….when it affects right wingers.

Breitbart of course responded in a classy manner befitting their status as right wing news organization. By which I mean they ran a piece attacking those who resigned, mainly former Editor and Cheif Ben Sharpio, in a story that started like this

"Former Breitbart News editor-at-large Ben Shapiro announced Sunday evening via left-wing Buzzfeed that he is abandoning Andrew Breitbart’s lifelong best friend, widow, hand-picked management team and friends in pursuit of an elusive contributorship at the Fox News Channel, It was business as usual for the ambitious conservative gadfly, who is known to live on the edge, courting and then leaving a series of companies over the past several years."
It added things like "The mood was somber at Breitbart News’ Los Angeles office, where one staffer stared silently at promotional copies of Shapiro’s books, left behind on the shelves when the author stopped showing up for work, several years ago."

And it ended with a cheap shot at Fields as well "Alleged Fox News contributor Michelle Fields also resigned."

Now I dont know which is funnier, the claim that this guy was apparently a horrible employee.....who they had put in charge of the site, or the implication this whole thing was being made up by well know liberal news source FOX news.....

Oh incidentally though, in one of the classiest acts ever, Breitbart had this article published under a pseudonym, William Bigalow......which was the pseudonym used by Ben Sharpios father when he wrote for the site.

Cause hey, if your going to take the low road anyways.....why not bury yourself in the mud amirite?

Now youd think things would have gotten a  little awkward for Breitbart when Mr Lewandowski was arrested and charged with battery a few days later.....but youd be wrong.

In fact at the moment, if you do a search of Lewandowski's name on Breitbart most of the stories are links to other high profile right wing wack jobs, like Judge Napalitano or Sean Hanity "proving" how despite being on video the assault still never happened. Theyve also taken the odd tack of attacking Lewandowski's lawyer for having previously argued cases or something......to be honest I dont even understand the attack they are trying to make, except to make it clear that this lawyer is a "bad man" who respesents bad men so if Lewandowski is convicted its his lawyers fault....it doesnt actually mean anything happened.

Now to be fair, their is an article detailing Lewandowski's arrest.....but it wasnt actually written by Breitbart, they are just linking to someone elses article cause they couldnt bring themselves to report truth for once.

Also by the way, turns out the whole thing is actually Michelle Fields fault....see Trumps campaign released pictures, dutifully republished by the lapdogs at breitbart, showing that Fields may have brushed Trumps elbow when trying to ask him a question just prior to being assaulted.

And really as everyone knows the first rule of the 4th Reich is, "dont ask about the 4th Reich", and the 2nd rule is "dont approach Da Fuher, unless in a submissive position and never EVER make contact with his Majesty"

So you know, by being a journalist and bushing against someone, the bitch totally had it coming and deserved a whopping.....at least thats what her own previous employer thinks

Now whats going to be real interesting is the next chapter in this story as it leaked this morning that despite officially remaining as campaign manager, many of Lewandowski's powers and authority are being transferred over to other officials in the Trump Campaign. In other words it looks like he's being frozen out.

So with Da Fuher slowly starting to back the bus up over Lewandowski, it will be interesting to see if his ever faithful minsters of propaganda can or will follow suit.