"Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence.........Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.........to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!"
Please note the "...." were put in by POTUS at the areas between tweets. However even granting him that, the amount of flat out self delusion and derangement here is shocking. Also lets not lose sight of the fact that this is more or less part of Trump's war with Steve Bannon, and is basically Trump trying to prove how not hurt he is by crying like a little bitch.
Lets just go point by point
1)"Russian collusion, [...] total hoax on the American public."
See what the mentally deranged and detached president means by "total hoax" is
1)"Russian collusion, [...] total hoax on the American public."
See what the mentally deranged and detached president means by "total hoax" is
4 aids, two senior level, indicted for crimes related to the Russian investigation
2 aids, one senior level, pleading guilty to said crimes.
1 USDA nomination rescinded due to the Russian investigation.
1 Ambassadorship dropped due to the Russian investigation.
1 Judaical Nominee removed due to connections to the Russian investigation
1 recusal by the Attorney General of the United States, due to being linked to the Russian investigation.
2 most likely individuals to face legal issues next, the Presidents son, and son in law.
And thats JUST looking at the legal aspects...not allegations made by former members of the Trump team (Steve Bannon, Mike Flynn) that would link both the President and the Vice President to part of the cover up.
And thats JUST looking at the legal aspects...not allegations made by former members of the Trump team (Steve Bannon, Mike Flynn) that would link both the President and the Vice President to part of the cover up.
2) "the Democrats [...] are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence"
Yeah, heres the thing about that particular playbook.....the Democrats were right. Reagan had Alzheimer's. Probably not the president you want to compare yourself too to prove how mentally stable you are....oh wait, maybe this was a secret cry for help?
Also, based on the timing, this tweet appears to be in response to the new tell-all book that was published based on interviews with members of Trump's administration...not democrats. But hey when you cant understand reality, concepts like "friend and foe" are a bit too complex.
3)"Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart."
You know who, like, is, like, really really, like smart?
Yeah, heres the thing about that particular playbook.....the Democrats were right. Reagan had Alzheimer's. Probably not the president you want to compare yourself too to prove how mentally stable you are....oh wait, maybe this was a secret cry for help?
Also, based on the timing, this tweet appears to be in response to the new tell-all book that was published based on interviews with members of Trump's administration...not democrats. But hey when you cant understand reality, concepts like "friend and foe" are a bit too complex.
3)"Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart."
You know who, like, is, like, really really, like smart?
Thats why the Valley Girl sterotype has always and forever will denote high levels of intelligence. (Pssts, if Trump is capable of reading this, even after the big words are explained, you think he understands its sarcasm?)
3)"Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames."
3)"Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames."
Down in flames in this case means "Won the popular vote, causing me, President Donald, Like Smart, Trump to form a voter fraud commission to investigate why people dont like me, which I just had to disband yesterday after every single state in the country wouldnt comply with its illegal demands.
And now for the rapid fire round of bullshit|
4) "I went from VERY successful businessman"
And now for the rapid fire round of bullshit|
4) "I went from VERY successful businessman"
Went bankrupt 6 times, to the point that American Banks refuse to loan him money....though thats fine because according to son Eric Trump in 2104 "Well, we don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.'"
5) "to a top T.V. Star"
By which he means 67th in the ratings for his final season, and his show lost 20% of its viewership after season 1,
6)"to President of the United States (on my first try)"
Incorrect. This was actually Trump's second official attempt to become president. He ran in 2000 as well, and won the reform party primaries in California and Michigan before dropping out.
7) "I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!"
6)"to President of the United States (on my first try)"
Incorrect. This was actually Trump's second official attempt to become president. He ran in 2000 as well, and won the reform party primaries in California and Michigan before dropping out.
7) "I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!"
My rebut to this point? See 1-6.
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